Hello World!

In a world of darkness, crippled with despair, hopelessness, aged non-biodegradable phone charging cables and crocs. One gaming studio decided to make a final stand against it all.

He climbed up the mountain with nothing but a half-empty (or half full if you really want to be that guy) bottle of water and a curry puff and shouted at the top of his lungs;

public class HelloWorld {

public static void main(String[] args) {

System.out.println(“Hello, World”);

}

}

My name is Xhai Studios, first name Xhai, last name Studios. I used to be a sophisticated robot sent back in time to June 2015 in order save the future from killer backpacks, but I unfortunately took an arrow to the knee and decided to do the third thing I do best, developing video games. The second thing I do best is deciding where to go out to lunch and the first of course is my ability to differentiate between dolphins and keyboards.

Allow me to tell you a little bit about my Xhayans. No, no not the horrible incurable disease passed on to humanity from AAA batteries, I’m talking about the talented, passionate, goofy, ridiculously good looking individuals who work on bringing my games to life. These gentlemen and lady all come from different parts of the world with the same passion and drive to experience and create the games they want you and the entire world to play and enjoy. I know I might be going a tiny bit overboard talking about my Xhayans but there is absolutely nothing in this “Introducing Yourself to the World for Dummies” book that says I can’t do that so yeah, here we are.

I want to tell you a little bit about a game I recently put up on the Google Play store, but before we get to that, I’m going to talk to you about my plans for the near future. My Xhayans are working day and night to bring you great games to play on your mobile device and eventually on other platforms. Besides games I also create apps and one which you should really be looking forward to is currently labeled “Project Xhayan” which I can safely say that you have been waiting for a long, long time as a gamer. I also have another game coming to you this year and in 2016, you will be introduced to “Project Z”, which is a game I can’t wait for you to experience.

On to the game I recently put up. It’s called TyreOn and it’s the simple tale of adorable, but extremely homicidal possessed army of tyres unleashed upon the town of Rubberville and crushing the likes of break dancers, ninjas, cassette tapes and a confused octopus. It is a fast paced game with an interesting art style I’m sure you will find amusing. TyreOn is available now on the Google Play store and is coming soon to the App Store for free. I recommend checking it out and I also have to add that you really need to check out the character descriptions because the Xhayan who wrote them has been bugging me to no end about them, He also possibly wrote this on my behalf, since I was unfortunately born without hands.

In conclusion, I would like to end this like a college essay and begin the final paragraph with the word “In” followed by the word “Conclusion” and tell you that My Xhayans and I are extremely happy to be here, promise you that this won’t be the last time you hear from us and can’t wait for you guys to play our games!

Xhai Studios;

And then he climbed down the mountain, went home, made himself a nice cup of instant ramen and caught up with his TV shows.

Links:

TyreOn (Android Devices):

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TyreOn Facebook Page:

https://goo.gl/VvZLE4

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